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Part 1: http://hybrid-xisha.livejournal.com/600789.html

*Well, as The Elder Scrolls Online defines such things, anyway. More like PG-13. If that.

Things get a wee bit naughty from here on out....Stay tuned for Dark Elf BDSM, ill-proposed threesomes, drunk Nords (and their possibly-drunk goat), lots of my characters running around nude, and mounting mounts (probably not in the way you're thinking).

There was too much wildness for the first post (not even counting what I flat-out forgot to include the first go-around), so, part 2! Jeez....My fingers are still recovering from Part 1's big write-up.

(Part 1 is here. I'm not repasting the Elder Scrolls lore terminology from that post because I'm already doing all the work here. :D Apparently, to get people to partake of LJ, I need to post naughtiness? Y'all motherfuckers need LJ accounts, for serious.)

Before the pics, a not-quite-related request, from those who wanted to know what I was playing during the quiet moments last week when I had the courage to hang out in the guild voice chat (Christmas is for pretending you don't have anxiety disorders!) Luckily, I have a playlog, so I can list the songs right here 'cause I damn sure don't remember everything that played. From my much Decemberween playlist, which just keeps on growing every year. =^^= If you hate one of them, blame Winamp's shuffle mode for picking it. :P~ Look 'em up yerself! They're probably all on YouTube. I should probably correct some of these names, what with Unicode support being more of a thing and all....

Tales From The Crypt: Have Yourself A Scary Little Christmas - Deck the Hall with Parts of Charlie (I love this album...it's so awful =^^=)
Christmas NiGHTS {Dale North} - Merry Little Christmas [OC ReMix]
Secret of Mana - The Eight Strokes Of The Clock
Blümchen - Unterm Weinachtsbaum
Donkey Kong Country {Dave Wise} - Ice Cave Chant
Jonathan Coulton - Chiron Beta Prime
The Venture Bros. - Baby, It's Cold In Here
Final Fantasy Mystic Quest - Wintry Cave and Ice Pyramid
Bob Rivers - Be Claus I Got High
Das Modul - Weinachtslied
Jonathan Coulton - Podsafe Christmas Song
Secret of Mana - Wish
CHARCOAL FILTER - White winter song
Yūko Sasaki - Pure Snow
The Bangles - Hazy Shade of Winter
KinKi Kids - Snow! Snow! Snow!
Portal - Aperture Science Holiday Melody
Donkey Kong Country {Prophecy} - Chekan Winter [VGMix]
Kanjani ∞ - Naniwa Iroha Bushi (Winter Rock Mix)
Gordon Lightfoot - Song For A Winter's Night (Original 1967 Version)
Lufia II {Dale North} - Christmas in the Village (Silver Bells) [OC ReMix]
Tales From The Crypt: Have Yourself A Scary Little Christmas - We Wish You'd Bury The Missus
Mario Kart 54 {Dhsu} - Rainbow Snowland [OC ReMix]
Gackt - 12gatsu no Love Song (Korean Version)
Seiken Densetsu 3 - Another Winter
Final Fantasy VI {AmIEviL} - Death on the Snowfield [OC ReMix]
Savage Garden - Last Christmas

You'll have to click the pics to see the full-size versions. Booooooooooooooo. These pictures are FRESH in more ways than one! They were all taken this past weekend, for one. :D Now, y'all stop making requests, or at least be patient that they ain't gettin' done for a while. I've got some actual work to do before Christmas. :D

Okay. I was supposed to post pics of my characters with their mounts, pets, and decent close-ups of their regular gear, which I forgot to do last time. Then I got a request from Tamsin for character nudity, so I'm tossing that in too. :P~

I was asked a while back how I designed these characters since they exist outside of Elder Scrolls, and here's how it works. 1: If the character's actual appearance could be somewhat closely replicated in ESO, I picked their race and visual design based on that. Kyariko and Zell are great examples of that. 2: If I couldn't recreate their appearance, I based their appearance upon how they'd design their character if they were playing the game themselves. Which is why Fitch is a female Argonian despite not being at all reptilian and using a male appearance (usually) in their own canon. 3: I also factored in which racial traits and weapon skills were most suited to the character in their own canon. Most of my characters fall somewhere in the middle of 2 and 3. Which is why Dei is a Bosmer, despite not being very humanoid in her own canon appearance; Wood Elves are the shortest race, they're great at being rogues (stamina regen bonus + decreased sneak detection radius = YOU CAN'T SEE ME TILL I'M IN YOUR BASE KILLIN UR MANZ LOL), and they're skilled at both archery and assassination...though I didn't pick the assassin class Nightblade like I should've, boo. She's a Dragonknight, which is, like, not a good class for Stamina-based races. Double oops. Look, DK was the most powerful class when I picked it. Who knew all the balance tweaks would nerf it? I embrace the challenge of making a Stamina-based Dragonknight!

This time, I remembered to include screenshot location and alliance for those wanting to recreate the setting. They're pretty much all in easy-to-reach areas in the starting zones or other low-level areas. Not hard to get to at all. The close-ups of the characters in full gear were taken at the character select screen.

In most cases, I just put three screenshots in one picture to show my characters in all three states, but Dei's saga is a bit more involved, thanks to another request from Kunatopstone, wanting to see a pair of infamous characters in the Ebonheart Pact lands....

WARNING! Video-game kinkiness ahead! :D

So, one day (as in, one night last weekend) Dei was innocently running around the city of Ebonheart, looking for things to steal adventure, when she just-as-innocently stumbled into the cellar of The Ebony Flask inn and tavern (I'm starting to notice a theme with those Dunmer elves....) It seems this is a popular spot for the kinkier sides of town to hang out. Well, for two Dunmer NPC's called Llunela and Renam Thervayn, at least. Those two are kickin' it down there every time I wander in. :P~

Dei, of course, is very naughty and was thus quite intrigued at a little bondage fun. She decided to slip into the appropriate attire (it's sexier if you leave on the gloves, boots, and belt buckle, right? Or so one is told) and get everyone who might be interested in the mood, with a bit of come-hither dancing. (Not pictured, Dei's fox, who was suspiciously sniffing the bed in the part of the shot I cropped out.)


Alas! Her efforts went unappreciated. Renam just wanted her to fuck off somewhere else. :( Maybe she was a bit TOO eager....Or maybe the notoriously snobby Dark Elves just aren't into Wood Elves.


Llunela was a bit more polite, but still mostly concerned with Renam and his "bad behavior." Do we really want to know what she wants with those calipers? (By the way, V, the reason the UI looks different is because I was playing with a controller. When you plug a gamepad into the PC, the game automatically switches from PC UI to console UI.)


She DID tell Dei in another dialogue option to "wait your turn", so Dei took that as an optimistic sign and lay down to do just that. But THEN...she glanced over at the table next to Llunela and noticed a few things she hadn't seen before. The calipers, okay, Dei didn't really want those used on her, but nothing unusual about their presence in a kinkfest. The feather, also not of concern. But that big-ass blade, firmly driven into the tabletop....=O_O= Apparently when Llunela said Renam had been very, very bad and needed punishing, she damn well MEANT it. (And is that candle there for lighting, or...?)


The bondage part was a-okay, but not being into the sadomasochism bit, Dei decided to sneak out and look for love(in') elsewhere. She heard there was a big drunken Nord festival called the Konunleikar up in Windhelm. Surely there'd be some sexy debauchery there?

So she hopped into the nearest wayshrine and teleported to the frozen north of Skyrim (namely Windhelm, Eastmarch, Ebonheart Pact, for those tracking locales). As soon as she exited the wayshrine, she heard a trio of plastered Nords singing their love for mead. She thought maybe this would lead to sexytimes (preferably not including the dragontail goat) and began dancing appropriately, but all the Nords did was argue over song lyrics. It was not-a-Nordgy.


(That conversation [and song] is one of my favorites in the game. =^^= So here's a video I found of the song and debate. Ignore that it was apparently recorded during beta, when the jerky test animations were still being used. And I just noticed--no goat! SOMEONE GOT THEIR GOAT. LITERALLY.)

Mead! Mead! Mead!
https://youtu.be/8be2T1Pa2EM (1:06)


"Tell me, are Argonian maids really...you know?" Dunno why the video maker cropped out half that line, but it is a reference to this bit of fine literature from the Elder Scrolls universe:
http://uesp.net/wiki/Lore:The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid
http://uesp.net/wiki/Online:The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid,_A_Song
http://uesp.net/wiki/Lore:The_Sultry_Argonian_Bard,_v1
http://uesp.net/wiki/Lore:The_Argonian_Maid%E2%80%94An_Oral_Tradition

As she was apparently lookin' for love in all the wrong places and it was too damn cold to be running around naked in Skyrim, Dei finally pulled her clothes on and gave up. I think she went back to Orsinium to steal shit or something. That's where I was when I logged out, anyways. I dunno, I was super-tired by then and just wanted to go to bed. THE END

And I guess I'm supposed to show her fully clothed and riding her awesome Frost Mare mount, so here ya go! Near Elden Root Temple wayshrine, Grahtwood, Aldmeri Dominion.


So, now, here are the other pics of my other characters, as promised. This should concude our lewd business dealings!

Remember what I said in Part 1 about Fallin being my most popular character with other players? I usually cannot play him more than a few minutes in a busy area without him attracting "attention." Maybe it's because I tried my best to give him a somewhat nonwhite appearance in a game whose humanoids are white Nords, white Imperials, white Bretons, token black Redguards, and whit(ish)/gray elves. I did once get a whisper asking if I meant to make him look like some Bollywood star I wasn't familiar with. But back to it...right after I logged in and was setting up to take screenshots of him frolicking in his unclothed form, this player character called "Rick Crimes" (who, appropriately, was undead) came up from behind and started grind-dancin' on Fallin's backside. At first I thought maybe she wanted to roleplay biting him because Obvious Vampire, but nope, she just wanted a piece of somethin' else. ;) I took some screens when I caught her in the act, after which she whipped out her swords and ran away. XD Apparently Fallin's dog is also getting in on the fun? =O_o= Or maybe he just wants to sniff butts. Location: next to the Daggerfall Castle Town stables, Glenumbra, Daggerfall Covenant.


Fallin having a little beach dance party fun near that public dungeon, Dead Man's Hallows, by the Daggerfall Harbor District, Glenumbra, Daggerfall Covenant (and a fully-clothed close-up, and his weird guar mount....)


Fitch, my lusty Argonian maid (lol no), showin' off her assets. You don't know of Fitch unless you play ESO with me, as she exists in a story universe I have not shared with anyone outside my own head yet. =^^= Her guar looks like it's eating a horse AND a lamp-post, and she has a pet mudcrab to show off I have the fancy edition of the game. XD Taken near Daggerfall Castle Town bank, Glenumbra, Daggerfall Covenant.


Zell, who is from the same story universe as Fitch (who is unabashedly in love with Zell). Actually a vampire in her own tale (but not the creepy teen emo kind), I haven't made Zell one in ESO yet because Elder Scrolls vampires look kinda bad if they don't feed regularly (see Rick Crimes above), and I ain't got time to keep her pretty. She has a pet fennec fox as an inside joke with Fitch I'm not gonna explain here. Location: Mistral, Khenarthi's Roost, Aldmeri Dominion.


Zalayrathel! I don't really want to know what the hell he's doing in his dance pose. He has a weird pet scuttler. Dance pic taken just outside of Riften, The Rift, Ebonheart Pact. Horse pic taken at Davon's Watch stables, Stonefalls, same faction.


Tiel! She got her some sweet tats. She has the snow bear mount (which my brain will not call anything other than Iorek Byrnison) and its cub for her pet. The cub seems to have wandered out of frame, but I'm not redoing it. Iorek is eating an Argonian's butt, apparently. Jess the Sorceress is serenading because we had the fountain all to ourselves for once. :D Location: fountain in Daggerfall Castle Town, Glenumbra, Daggerfall Convenant.


Seffryn! He is either dancing or asking us to worship his guns. Put your damn clothes on, boy, you're gonna freeze to death. He has a Wrothgar Ice Wraith, another show-off pet. Nightmare horse! Yes, he was riding a senche-panther in the last post because I thought an assassin should have a quiet mount, but I traded out for the spooky Nightmare during Octoberween and never switched back. Dancing pic taken next to the wayshrine on Bleakrock Isle, Ebonheart Pact. Horse pic taken outside of Windhelm, Eastmarch, same alliance.


Kyariko! It's cats all the way down. She has a senche-panther pet and a clouded senche-leopard mount. She should be wearing a more regal outfit, but the gown I want for her isn't on sale yet. Both pics taken by the wayshrine in Vulkhel Guard, Auridon, Aldmeri Dominion.


Lastly, Deinarieth nekkers. I just noticed he got him some body fuzz, haha. You get little surprises when you let the game randomize your character's design! Location: outside of Elden Root, on the stable's side, Grahtwood, Aldmeri Dominion.


Aaaaaand, that's it!

I love you all. =^^= Merry Decemberween! PRAISE ALVIS!

Date: 2015-12-23 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Dei..get in the game! We're going to prank More Than Fair's Xmas party!!!

Date: 2015-12-24 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hybrid-xisha.livejournal.com
GOOD. Those transphobic motherfuckers deserve it! I'm so sad I missed out. I had a hard-crash nap since I was awake way too early, and now I'm trying to level people in Heroes of the Storm. =;.;= What did you do? Please tell me someone recorded it?

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