dreaminghylicat: (Twin Peaks {Bros: not what they seem.})
dreaminghylicat ([personal profile] dreaminghylicat) wrote2015-12-17 04:11 pm

Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!

Part 2 is up! http://hybrid-xisha.livejournal.com/601005.html

This is being composed on about 3.5 hours of sleep and three days of anemia. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Maybe some cheesecake? There are some female bodies in here, but they aren't in the "compromising" situation of one of the dudes. :D

EDIT: it won't let me embed full-size images over a certain size anymore, so you'll have to click the pics to see the full versions. Booooooooooooooo.

This was posted regarding a [livejournal.com profile] klena on her birthday, but it is not her birthday present! That should be somewhere in transit even as we squeak.

So, a while back she asked to see my "hot" (that's what I keep getting told?) characters in The Elder Scrolls Online, after an amusing and stupid story involving Seffryn with no trousers. I decided to wait until a special occasion to compile the pics and post. Like, say, a birthday, perhaps?

Image-heavy fun ahead!

Elder Scrolls terms, because I'm tired, and I'll probably use both without thinking or further explaining:
Altmer = High Elf
Bosmer = Wood Elf
Dunmer = Dark Elf
Imperial = one of the human Elder Scrolls races (Romans, basically)
Khajiit = Wildly varied race of intelligent cat-people
Orsimer = Orc
Senche = a type of Khajiit (Khajiit come in many different body types from feral to anthro)

Oh, and, to avoid confusion with some of you: you'll notice some of my character names aren't what some of you are used to? Like, instead of using their real in-canon names, I'm using names for Dei and Seff from some of their RPG's they're played in, while Kyari is using her roleplaying first name and her canon title-name, and Tiel is using her canon first name and an Elder Scrolls lore-appropriate last name that also contains her species. I'm not gonna explain why I set up their names that way, because it's boring and this post is already gonna be plenty long, I'm just saying I did it, and what you're seeing may not be a character's real name, so don't think I'm giving you any new clues. =^^= Don't worry; you won't be tested on any of this. :P~

Of further note: some of the screens have character stats and censored names in chat because they were originally taken to share on class-build threads in public forums. Don't want random people trying to add you in-game!

You guys probably won't actually need to know any of that above. We'll see. I'm not rewriting. The bed calls!

Back to it: luckily, I took screenshots of the trousers-less Seffryn mentioned above, so I guess it's time to finally tell that brief, but mildly amusing, tale:

I had "borrowed" some of Seffryn's armor for one of my other characters, leaving him to run around half-dressed since I wasn't engaging in active combat with him at the time. As I'm riding through the frozen streets of Windhelm, I get this finely-crafted private whisper from another player, who was apparently running just behind me: "omg why r u blindin me with dark elf ass lol"

I zoomed out the camera to see what they were seeing (also, please note the players being degenerates in the chat, because that is exactly the behavior I expect out of my MMO's XD):


If only we had a mod to remove the black underwear....

Another shot of Seffryn's Dunmer ass and senche-panther ass! HAY LAYDEEEEEZ


But but BUT(T)! There is an even better view! I stopped by the dye table and took this bit of full-frontal (but also not full-frontal, ifyaknowwhudimean). A package, for me? Why, you shouldn't have!:


By the way: when you stand at a dye table, your character does random idle animations. Immediately after I took that shot, Seffryn blew me a very flamboyant kiss. I've never before or since seen any of my characters do that (unless I type out the /blowkiss emote manually), so I was suitably unnerved for the rest of the evening after that. I'm pretty sure a flirty half-naked Seffryn is a sign of the end times.

Anyways, I should probably end Seffryn's saga with a fully-clothed screenshot. He has a cute Wrothgar ice wraith pet, too! I have no idea who the player running through the background is, but he ruined a few other shots I was trying to take by attacking things right next to me. L2P n00b. *Grins*
Seffryn

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! A Klena would not be satisfied with just ONE attractive man! (I think Seffryn'd be more of a looker if I made him a Wood Elf, because Dark Elves have weird faces, but dang it, I wanted that Dunmeri dual-wield racial bonus for Seffryn.) Luckily for a Klena, I have three other men in my character roster, and she did ask for some Fallin earlier. Two of them are technically "add-ons" who were requested by someone else, but I think they're cute enough to be included in this paragraph. Even though they go in the bonus section. :D

OMG, I'm so sleepy right now. You can probably tell by the lack of any kind of special formatting in this post. Been a very busy week. Let's finish before I get even loopier!

Now, I know Seffryn Delfiranth is a popular boy with some of you, but you might be surprised to learn that, in ESO at least, he is NOT my most popular male character with other players, not the one I get flirty whispers about. Nope, that honor goes to this Imperial guy, right here:


Yep, it's Fallin Teyla Lissamni! And his goofy-looking Windhelm wolfhound pet. (He also rides a giant super-fat guar lizard with T-rex arms for his mount. I imagine Fallin to be the kind of person who loves silly things.)

(Also, I swear I don't talk about penis ALL the time in guild chat. Just, you know, every time one--ahem--pops up, that needs discussing. Besides, the other person started it. And I really wish I'd capped the whole conversation since I have NO clue what we were originally talking about that involved penis. I also don't remember how the My Little Pony chat got started, but I'm not so sure I am Fluttershy?)

But anyway! Back to Fallin.

Fallin also likes to put on a pretty, pretty dress sometimes, because clothes do not have a gender, and fuck your gender binary anyway. :D Besides, he's been female enough times that even if he DID embrace the clothing and gender binaries, he'd still feel at home in a nice dress. :P~ (He has a chest tattoo--see it poking out of the dress collar?)


And, finally, I got this adorable accidental close-up of his face. (The players yelling in the chat are the two people standing atop the fountain back there. They were having some kind of party/gathering for their guild that looked like fun, so I hung out a while. There was much nudity, drinking, dancing, and debauchery. Things got...interesting later, when an old dude called Mr Viagra showed up and got himself banned for saying nasty shit in the chat. There are some classy motherfuckers in ESO! All part of the fun. But back to Fallin and his cute face!)


ENJOY YOUR BEEFCAKE, KLENA! (And keep scrolling for maybe some more?)

~!BONUS TIME!~

I decided to add these to this entry so they'd all be in one place. I got requests for pics and information of some of my other characters, and thusly, they go here. Please applaud politely for Deinærya Myshajic, Kyariko Katashaiyi, Tielluljah the Iärqvid, Zalayrathel Sanna, and Deinarieth! (Though their in-ESO names may be different....)

You probably know Dei under at least one of a dozen aliases and species identities. I don't even remember them all anymore. I am still not going to tell you what she is in her own canon yet :P~ In ESO, she is a Bosmer AKA Wood Elf (though, really, she'd be more of a hybrid...but that's all you're getting. =^^=) Since there are no rainbow options for hair or eyes in ESO, I settled for having a rainbow throw up on her armor a bit. :P~ Couldn't make her chest any smaller, sadly. There are multiple transgender and nonbinary NPC's in ESO, so I was a bit disappointed that the player character creation is locked into "male or female". But at least all clothing (that's not armor) can be worn by any character! I've no clue why her fennec fox looks so suspicious. Maybe it sees something it wants to sneak over to and pee on.


Hey, Doctor Who fans (but mainly Jea, who can't wrap his head around the fact that I didn't base Dei's life off the Fourth Doctor, and that I didn't name her after the currently useless dragon queen Daenerys in George R. R. Martin's books, GODDAMMIT JEA but I still love you :D), I just stole Tom Baker's scarf, and it's worth a LOT. :D (The actual icon for the stolen scarf is nothing special, so it's not included in the shot. Just a generic red banner.)


And for Ledda, who was sad because she thought I forgot to give ESO!Dei freckles: I didn't forget! They're just really hard to see unless you get in super-close for some reason. (Kinda like mine, sad sigh.) I did my best to get a shot, but they're still hard to make out. She actually has freckles over her body too, but they weren't any easier to spot (pun not intended until I noticed it). I also left the Altmer player character in the shot because I liked his (Daedric? Xivkyn?) staff and wanted a pic for future crafting reference. And yes, Dei is very short. Bosmer are the shortest playable race, and I set the height slider as low as it could go. :D


Kyariko, for Tamsin. She is probably the most visually accurate of all my ESO characters, since there is actually a cat-species to play as! As soon as I thought of the Khajiit, I knew I had to make her. :D No horn or wings, but she's still a tall calico kitty, and that's all I ask. Her title-name Katashaiyi, by the way, is a Choctaw portmanteau of the words for "cat" and "island". Not sure if I've mentioned that before. (Dei's last name is multiple Choctaw words smashed together, but it would be a bit spoilery to translate. But I do love putting a bit of Native culture in my work, even if it's not always in your face.) She has a senche-panther pet, though I wonder if it's wrong to give a Khajiit another Khajiit for a pet. :P~ And her mount is a senche-leopard Khajiit, so I might be going to hell. I still haven't decided what to name her panther. I'm terrible with naming my pets and mounts.


Tielluljah, for Valorious. In her own canon, she is an aquatic mammalian alien called an Iärqvid. In ESO, she is a built Orsimer with lots of tattoos, who can bash your head in. She also has a cute guar pet. Not much else to say, since you didn't ask for anything specific!


Zalayrathel, for (Re)Peat. I am pleasantly surprised someone remembers him! =^^= And anyone else who remembers Zalayri might be snickering that I made him a Dragonknight. (What ELSE would he be?) He really should have been a Bosmer given his dryadic nature in his own story, but I wanted to space out my races a bit, so he gets Altmer. Plus, his kind are much taller than Bosmer and have powerful magic (Elder Scrolls Wood Elves are stamina-based rather than magicka), so it still works. He has a weird scuttler pet. The tentacles do not belong to him or his pet; they belong to a floating Betty Netch that got in my shot. :P~


And, lastly, Deinarieth! Requested by Kuna, who wanted to see what Dei's...err, Deinærya's...original canon father would look like as an ESO character (original canon...that sounds so snobby when it's your own work D:). I won't be revealing any new things about him for those who already know the most, though. Just in case you thought you were gonna trick new details out of me. :D He's not wearing colorful armor because I don't have any regular gear for him yet. Plus, given his distressed emotional state at the time of Dei's (dammit, Deinærya's, now it gets confusing with two Deis) creation, I highly doubt he cared too much what he was wearing. I am not sure who knows what about him, though, so let's get the current public facts straight:

1: Although Dei(nærya) is named after Dei(narieth), that is not anywhere close to his real name.

2: This is also not anywhere close to his real species or appearance--remember, he was a criminal on the run when she was born and disguised everything about himself, down to his physical shape. Some serious magic at play, man. So you're not really getting any clues to his true identity by me making an ESO character out of him. :D

3: I said he was a criminal, but he wasn't a bad guy....He was just a very young, immature guy who made a lot of stupid mistakes, ended up with an unexpected child at the worst possible time, and had a lot of growing up to do before he could even fix things in himself, much less his future family or the daughter he originally left behind. (I feel like I have to say this because I don't want people hating him for abandoning Dei...nærya! He wasn't evil!)


By the way, I didn't actually craft the character. I picked Bosmer male and hit "Randomize appearance" on the character creation screen. He is what popped up, and I was like, "Holy crap, that actually works!" Creepycool, huh? I'm so proud of you and the way you'll turn out, Deinarieth. *High-fives* And I don't mean physically.

And that's it! I am exhausted as balls, so I am catching some sleep and posting this when I wake up. And maybe some of you even learned something new! :D (Besides the fact that I waste way too much time taking and editing screenshots for you all.) Questions, comments, complaints? Please talk to the little man in the comments section who is handing out dick-shaped balloons. Wait, that's a sleepy hallucination that I'm making up for this paragraph. But I DO need sleep!
(deleted comment)

[identity profile] hybrid-xisha.livejournal.com 2015-12-18 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
1: Eat a dick, you're low on vitamin D. =^^=

2: I'll respond to your questions after I've slept a bit more! I'm not sure I could do it without leaving out a lot of character info right now. You'll have to check this post again yourself, though, to look for replies, since you seem to have lost your LJ login. :P~

3: I'ma screen ya since the entry is public and you probably don't want that other username out in the wild, right?

I'm glad to see you're feeling better! Come back in game soon, okay? :D
Edited 2015-12-18 23:29 (UTC)

[identity profile] hybrid-xisha.livejournal.com 2015-12-18 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, I actually just went ahead and emailed you, because the reply would be pretty long for a comment. So if you see this, go check your email inbox!

[identity profile] hybrid-xisha.livejournal.com 2015-12-20 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
Just to be safe, I removed the comment since we relocated over to email. Your supervillain identity is safe! =^^=

(Anonymous) 2015-12-18 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't ask for anything specific about Tiel because I really just wanted to see the build you picked for her. I am gearing an Orc alt right now. You are honestly the most talented person I know. My characters all have back-stories such as "Val is from a small farming village but got bored and became a mercenary. The End." But you came up with all of that? No wonder they pay you the big bucks. I knew the parts about Dei's father but what is this about Fallin being female? The Dragonknight joke is that Zal is a dragon or something in disguise, yes?

-Valorious ((Note Spelling)) of Lancre

[identity profile] hybrid-xisha.livejournal.com 2015-12-18 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
FINE I FIXED YOUR NAME IN THE POST. :D

EDIT: You should hit me up about what we're going to do with the guild deletion. Do we just shift over to the sister guild since pretty much everyone's already there, or will we try to get everyone back in the main guild? Ugh. I am so annoyed staff can't even restore the guild roster. I can't believe they don't have backups when they KNOW server errors like this happen.

Aww, thank you! I still don't know why people like my stuff so much, but I'm happy they're happy! It makes me feel less guilty about rambling whenever I have a creative breakthrough. :P~

But what is this? Are you doubting your own creativity? Didn't you run the Agritha War storyline? Because that was fucking brilliant!

If you wanted to see the build, I could've taken a skills screen shot! But to be honest, I'm just using her to get extra gold through writs and minion packages right now, so pretty much all the skill points I've spent have gone into Provisioning and Alchemy. When I was grinding dolmens to hit level 10, I was using straight-up weapon attacks rather than skills. (And now that she's 10, I need to get my lazy ass to Cyrodiil so she can finally unlock Rapid Maneuver and save me some goddamn travel time between writ dropoffs.)

Haha, oh, Fallin...there's a long story there. He has been pretty much any sex and gender it's possible to be, but he (usually) remembers his first Fallin-life at some point and regains that physical form. If this were the 90s, we'd call it X-Treme Reincarnation. I shared the write-up of the dream-vision I had that explained how he works, didn't I?

Re: Zalayrathel: close! He's from a species that is half-dragon and can turn into dragons. It's not so much that he's in full disguise as that he sticks with his non-dragon form most of the time. What with his species being hunted by the Big Bad and all.
Edited 2015-12-19 10:09 (UTC)

[identity profile] hybrid-xisha.livejournal.com 2015-12-19 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
I sent you a game mail about this, but in case you come back here first: I heard back from FTL this evening! He said he's still active, just out of town for the holidays and won't be back till January. He still has about a dozen guild store listings on SG that won't expire for a bit, so we can just leave them alone. =^^=

(Anonymous) 2015-12-19 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
you need to post screens of your charas naked!! soo hott =D

tammi

[identity profile] hybrid-xisha.livejournal.com 2015-12-19 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
TAMSIN YOU PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO KILL ME

....But I MIGHT be in game RIGHT NOW, taking naked screens of my crew and their mounts because I forgot to do the mount-thing before. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I guess a Part 2 post is coming?

[identity profile] hybrid-xisha.livejournal.com 2015-12-19 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
And if you're going to be playing your Covenant main tonight, you should come join me at the Daggerfall fountain! Me 'n' Jess are fucking off getting good shots. Those guildie people aren't crowding it up tonight for once, so we pretty much have the run of it right now.

[identity profile] klena.livejournal.com 2016-01-02 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
I love this. All of this. Especially seeing Fallin! What a hottie ♥

[identity profile] hybrid-xisha.livejournal.com 2016-01-13 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
Fallin would make one hell of a hot human, at that!

I hope the post was full of fun and new surprises. :D

[identity profile] klena.livejournal.com 2016-01-27 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You are always full of the best surprises and all the fun ♥